Rices, ranked

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 09/29/2017 at 22:28 • Filed to: These are facts

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1) Jasmine

2) Fried

3) Dirty

4) Basmati

4) Plain White

5) Brown

6) Wild

7) Arborio

8) Yellow

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 22:33

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9)

Nibby > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 22:34

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jasmine and basmati rice are the only rice worth having imo

come at me fried rice lovers

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 09/29/2017 at 22:35

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2.5)

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 22:39

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Basmati for the win

Birddog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 22:43

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Lies! Fake News!!

Rice Pudding > all others.

Rainbow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 22:47

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Where’s sticky rice? There’s nothing more satisfying than a big clump of ricey goodness.

AestheticsInMotion > Rainbow 09/29/2017 at 22:52

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0) Sticky rice. Extra teriyaki sauce

Chariotoflove > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 09/29/2017 at 23:02

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Good job!

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 23:02

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Mexican isn’t even on the list and it’s number 1.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 23:02

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Nice attempt, but Arborio is in its own class above and beyond all others.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 09/29/2017 at 23:03

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Arborio is lumpy mush and you know it

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 09/29/2017 at 23:03

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Arborio is lumpy mush and you know it

Maxima Speed > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 23:04

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#1. Long Grain Basmati

#2. Everything else

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 23:08

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If it’s lumpy, then it’s not done right. Properly cooked risotto is manna from heaven.

Frank Grimes > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 23:14

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What about pudding? Also you just reminded me its been too long since I made dirty rice. Lastly I miss fried rice that has the bits of bbq pork in it. Since moving to utah I have never had a regular chinese fast food spot to frequent and this makes me sad.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 23:15

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What no pilau rice.

No love for biryani rice.

TorqueToYield > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 23:16

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Jasmine isn’t even a type of rice it’s a flower added for flavor - but the rice could be anything. Don’t give me no Uncle Ben’s Jasmine.

But Indian (Himalayan) basmati is the ish - aged and the longer the rice the better.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 23:27

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Pshhh

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Birddog 09/29/2017 at 23:29

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Best pre made rice pudding?

Kozy Shack has always done it for me

Birddog > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/29/2017 at 23:42

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Ooh. I’ve never had pre made. I’d be on board though.

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/29/2017 at 23:58

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3, 2. Nothing else. Go Home.

Xyl0c41n3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/30/2017 at 00:12

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You’ve clearly never had good risotto before. That legit makes me sad. It’s one of the best culinary experiences you can have.

Xyl0c41n3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/30/2017 at 00:13

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This list is invalid. You forgot Spanish rice.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/30/2017 at 09:12

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You have never had proper risotto have you? What a sad, sad existence you have led.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/30/2017 at 09:25

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Bitch please. Also, don’t overthink it. Plain rice, but make it with chicken or beef stock instead of water.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nibby 09/30/2017 at 09:33

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Best of both worlds.

Nibby > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 09/30/2017 at 09:40

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I only get my rice at Indian and Halal grocery stores

usually cheaper and better quality for basmati and jasmine

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/02/2017 at 10:33

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Damn this list is so backwards from my preferences lol. 1) yellow 2) fried 3) dirty 4) brown 5) everything other than white 1000000000000) plain white rice